Chaz Bono is UPSET (to say the least) about the National Enquirer’s recent story that he’ll die by 2015. The tabloid cited a doctor and an expert, who said that his weight combined with stress and his gender reassignment meds means he’ll die an early death. Chaz’s legal team sent a letter to the tabloid and told them to print a retraction: “The salacious and inflammatory headline and article were crafted for the malicious purpose of discriminating against our client’s gender and sexual orientation. Further, the statements you attribute to Dr. Patrick Wanis and your depiction of him as a medical doctor specializing in transgender health issues are highly misleading and blatantly false.”