<Editors Note> The names have been changed to protect the innocent.. and the girl that took “Erica’s” phone

 

My friend “Melissa” used my phone without my permission this weekend and sent a tweet of something that looked like a *****.  I tweet back and forth a lot for work purposes with my politically correct very religious bosses and some of them received this tweet.

How do I explain that even though I was a little drunk this weekend I didn’t send the drunk tweet?

The part that really has me mad is “Melissa” has not apologized.  How do I keep this from happening again?

 

Thanks,

“Erica”