Imagine….seriously close your eyes and imagine waking up on a beautiful sunny morning with every intention of having a rocking out awesome day. You brew your coffee and look out the window as you imagine all the great things you will do on your Sunday funday. It’s early and you decide it’s a perfect day to grease up the bike and take it for a spin! While you are enjoying the scenery of the bike ride and you’re actually feeling pretty good about it you see a man  whom you don’t know. Naturally you sense no danger, but imagine this man starts swinging sausage links at you in a violent rage. What would you do?

That is the exact scenario that a  man from Brockton Massachusetts had to deal with on his Sunday morning bike ride.

The victim told authorities that Sunday morning around 8 AM  he saw Michael Baker (pictured to the above) approach him as he was swinging sausage links in his hand. The victim has no idea who this man is, and he said he had no idea why he was attacking him with sausage links.

This is a bizarre story to report, but believe it or not Sausage Links can do some damage. Talk about a meat smack.

Then things started to get real.  Baker threw away the meat and some bread and cheese he had stolen from nearby fairgrounds and began to beat the victim with a wrench.  The victim suffered lacerations and was spotted by a jogger as he was yelling for help, shortly after he was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.

Baker fled the scene with the victims bike, a silver chain, and a ring. Police spotted Baker a few miles down the road and took him into custody.

All in all I feel really bad for this guy getting slapped around by sausage is one thing but a wrench is going way too far. It’s almost too bizarre to not think he was on some sort of mission…