LINDSAY LOHAN OFF PROBATION!

We never thought it would happen — a judge ended Lindsay Lohan‘s five-year probation yesterday (Thursday).

But before she did that, Judge Stephanie Sautner gave the actress some advice. The judge said, “I am not going to give you a lecture. Live your life in a more mature way. Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work. OK?”

Lohan was required to complete counseling sessions and 480 hours of community service work at the Los Angeles County morgue for her 2007 drunk-driving conviction. She completed her final sessions in both this week.

Linds responded to the good news by saying, “I just wanted to thank you, your Honor, for being fair. It’s opened a lot of doors for me.”

Now how will she celebrate?
MEGAN FOX: I WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH AN UGLY GIRL

Megan Fox knows she’s got it going on. The possibly pregnant star opens up about her good looks in an interview with French magazine Jalouse. “I live well with my image. I cannot complain,” she says. “I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”

But she insists she’s not vain, saying, “I hate taking pictures. I never look at them, otherwise I would have to change everything. I prefer not to see any and trust the photographer, who knows his job.”

Star magazine says Meg is expecting, but she and hubby Brian Austin Green have not confirmed or denied it.
CHARLIE SHEEN GETS SERIOUS ON TODAY SHOW

Charlie Sheen is still apologizing for his crazy behavior last year.

On the Today show yesterday (Thursday), Charlie admitted he didn’t recognize himself when he viewed footage of his “cringeable” rants during his Torpedo of Truth tour.

He talked about trying to rehab his image after getting fired from Two and a Half Men. “I was just — I guess the plan was to just reintroduce myself to America and to the media and just say, ‘Sorry about that. But here’s what’s happening now.'”

Charlie’s FX sitcom Anger Management premieres June 28th.
TIME MAGAZINE’S BALLOT FOR 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL OUT

Time magazine has released the ballot for its annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world — and there were some surprises.

Along with the usual suspects — such as President Obama, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, Lady Gaga andStephen Colbert — Lana Del Rey, LMFAO, Rush Limbaugh and Georgetown University law student Sandra Flukemade the list.

Also on the list are Adele, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow.

MICHELLE DUGGAR: OVERPOPULATION A “LIE”

Michelle Duggar — the reality mother of 19 Kids and Counting — calls the notion that there are too many people in the world a “lie.”

She tells the Christian Broadcasting Network, “The idea of overpopulation is not accurate because, really, the entire population of the world, if they were stood shoulder to shoulder, could fit in the city limits of Jacksonville.”

In fact, she thinks people should have more children. “I agree with Mother Teresa when she said, ‘To say that there are too many children is like saying there are too many flowers.’ Our world needs more joy.”

CELEB QUICKIES

• Katie Couric is returning to morning TV. But it won’t be on the Today show. She’ll be filling in for Robin Robertson rival Good Morning America. Katie’s daytime talk show will debut in September.

 

• Ginnifer Goodwin has been secretly dating her Once Upon a Time co-star Josh Dallas since last fall, Us Weeklyreports. When the actors began filming their ABC series last summer, “they really hit it off,” an insider says. “She and Josh have a blast together and had instant chemistry.”

 

• The busier-than-ever William Shatner will host the Juno Awards, Canada’s counterpart to the Grammys, this Sunday night.