Hot dog makers Oscar Mayer and Ball Park are in federal court where a judge will determine whether either company broke false-advertising laws. Their CEO’s are a bunch of lying wieners.

Woodstock entered its second day of the three-day festival on this day back in 1969. Today, if you want to see naked people getting dirty and playing bongos, you have to hang out with Matthew McConaughey.

Dennis Rodman was inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame over the weekend and gave a very emotional and tearful speech. He cried so much that the tears rusted his dozens of face piercings.

Mike Myers is said to be making another Austin Powers movie. Producers hope to be able to lure Verne Troyer away from his very busy career as a garden gnome to reprise his role as Mini Me.

The city of Chicago is using a truck called “the pothole killer” which uses a mechanical arm to plug potholes with a new type of asphalt-patching material. It’s the same machine and substance that’s used to patch up Heidi Montag.

A Japanese company claims to have created a new machine that can convert used adult diapers into biofuel. I can’t wait to pull up to a Shell station and fill up my truck with Supreme Unleaded Depends.

Lady Gaga will be creating a Christmas window for Barney’s in New York that will be a re-imagined Santa’s workshop in the singer’s style. Expect naked elves making Meat-Dress Barbies.

The New York City area rules when it comes to a new list of top public transit cities. New York City also came out on top in the list of public transit with the most street-crazies, as well as the public transit that most smells of urine.

This is just .. well.. stupid..

Originally named “Foster & The People”, was usually misheard or mis quoted and band founder Mark Foster dropped the “&” and there you have it..

I really dig this tune – Feel free to comment and tell me whatcha think –

At the height of their early popularity in 1983, the group consisted of Ronnie DeVoe, Ralph Tresvant, Bobby Brown, Michael Bivins, and Ricky Bell. Early hits included songs like 1983’s “Candy Girl” and 1984’s “Cool It Now”. Brown left in late 1985 to embark on a successful solo career. The group continued for a time with four members, but eventually recruited singer Johnny Gill to record their 1988 album Heart Break. The group went on hiatus in 1990, while its various members worked on side projects, such as the group Bell Biv Devoe. Gill and Tresvant also recorded successful solo albums.

Warrant / “I Saw Red”..I saw them in concert in Seattle when I was about 17 or 18. Jani will be missed!

STILLER! Always coming up with something funny. Or is it the thought that counts?

Hilary Duff is going to be a mom!

The 23-year-old and her hockey-star husband Mike Comrie made the announcement yesterday, which also happened to be their first wedding anniversary.

Hilary starred in the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire from 2001 to 2004.

A night shift worker in England says a teenager held a gun to his head and tried to steal his cheese and onion sandwich. That’s the single most disturbing story of the day. I mean, cheese and onion? Yecch!

Harrison Ford’s $16 million dollar New York penthouse apartment is up for sale. He originally wanted over twenty million but was forced to drop the price when fumigators couldn’t get his old man smell out of the carpets.

This year’s county fair circuit features deep-fried Kool-Aid, deep-fried Klondike bars and deep-fried Girl Scout cookies. I highly recommend the deep-fried brownie at the fair. It pairs well with the overpriced ice cold beer. Definitely five star.

Shrimp consumption in Las Vegas is more than 60,000 pounds a day. Double that when Michael Moore’s in town.

Italy’s new austerity plan is drawing wide criticism from Italians. Not surprising when you consider the plan includes only two meatballs per spaghetti serving and one mistress per politician.

An episode of Jersey Shore beat the latest GOP debate in the ratings. Sensing a new way to win popularity, Mitt Romney will now be known only as “The Mittsuation.”

Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty dropped out of the Presidential race after a disappointing showing at the Iowa straw poll. Political experts are already calling it “the straw poll that broke the Pawlenty’s back.” Don’t worry…we don’t get it either.