Just watch….What a jerk.

By: Kris Allen

(Manchester, England) If this 11 year old doesn’t grow up to be a special ops agent, I will feel disappointment.

 

An 11 Year old decided to run-away, and he’s serious. Upon arriving to the airport he got through a security screen by chatting and making impressively convincing small talk with families.

Boarded the nearest flight, which just so happened to be a flight to Rome. While the plane was in mid-air he began to make other passengers suspicious, ultimately leading to being caught.

To add up all the point this kid racked up, he…

Made it to the Air Port

Passes a Security Screen..

Boarded a Jet

Dodged a head count

Made it to take-off

All without any documentation or paperwork.

 

So overall this is considered a security breech, and the Air-Port spokeswoman says they take all security breaches seriously, and the investigation is underway.

Hope there’s no 11 year old terrorist’s in the midst or we’re all in trouble…

But the boy is now back home safe with his parents.

By: Kris Allen

(FLORIDA)-Thanks to this sick sun of a gun the ole phrase “Caught with you’re pants down” actually sounds fitting.

A father and two sons must have noticed their 13 year old daughter/sister was missing, because they went out looking for her, to find her in a vehicle with a Port St. Lucie man who didn’t have his pants on.

The two sons beat the crap out of him. The 18-year-old Christopher Torres was held down by the two sons, after his beating until authorities arrived. Though the 13 year old girl did tell authorities she lied about her age, she told Torres she was only 16, they had met earlier before when they had sex.

Torres charged with lascivious and lewd battery told authorities he had contacted the girl Via Facebook, followed by plans to meet at 2 AM.

This guy had what was coming to him. The pair were found around 3:45 am, Torres is now in jail in lieu of $5,000 bail

By Kris Allen

This story is by far the most distasteful, diabolical, chilling, and unexpected, be prepared to read some absolutely terrible things in this story.

In the town of Largo Florida a 57 year old puppeteer has been planning to kidnap children and to be specific…toddlers but not only that. The puppeteer Ronald Brown also has very specific plans to torture them, rape them, murder them, then cook their body parts on a stove.
Brown is currently on a U.S. Marshal Hold after being caught and arrested by federal agents. Brown is a resident of a trailer home populated with many young children that pass his home on a daily basis, as a puppeteer and a mentor Brown works with children on a daily basis, making it hard to tell the disgusting bone-chilling plans he has working in his head.

On Browns Facebook page he writes that he performs in schools and malls, there is even a picture he uploaded into one of his various albums of a young child he mentors, the caption of the photo says

” ##### is a young boy that I mentor each week. We visit parks and go many places. Here is his picture from a recent boat ride.”

Brown spends a lot of time with this young child who may have become a victim of this terrible act this man was planning on.

Federal Agents interest in what Brown was doing when some sketchy things going unnoticed, got noticed. Brown and another individual began to chat with each other over the internet, chatting about kidnapping young children, eating them and describing in descriptive detail about what he wanted to do with their body parts. Here is a snippet of the conversation found off a reporting news site http://www.wtsp.com

“ “Summer is heating up, should be good pickins.”

“It’s so hot, the kids are almost naked out there.”

“My mouth watered looking at her for sure.””

Apparently those comments were the cleanest and the conversation only became more vile.

Federal agents captured screen shots of Browns computer that are simply too graphic to describe. Brown had images of children in bondage situations, and these images included pictures of dead children. Federal documents say Brown was targeting a young boy at a local church. Brown’s images also showed young boys in severe pain

Brown admitted to strangling young kids, and he was on a Yahoo group where he would write about the various fantasies he had.

Brown will be in court today (Tuesday) at 3:30.

The Federal Agents did a great job at stopping this man before anything serious happened, although he had already gone far enough. Brown said everything he wrote and was “planning” was pure fantasy. Hard to believe when such graphic pictures and conversation were seen.

By Kris Allen:

This photo is causing a buzz nation wide. The photo was taken at the recent Aurora Vigil held for the victims of the Colorado cinema massacre during the opening showing of “The Dark Night Rises” .

In this photo you can see a formation of an angel in the clouds above the cinema.

I’m happy I wasn’t there to see this in person.

 

 

By: Kris Allen

OHIO- The photo you see here is an employee of an Ohio Burger King sullying two bins of lettuce that got BK Corp’s attention. It’s amazing that for someone so young, they don’t assume the power of social media. Good luck in the job field bro!

 

How does this photo affect you and your fast food decisions?  

I was clicking around this morning and found this video.. WHY would someone try to take a wheelchair on an escalator?

By Kris Allen

FLORIDA (NORTH PLATTE POST)- Suddenly reports, stories and absolutely bizarre sightings of the “zombie apocalypse” have been sparking interest on a global scale, and news to you it’s not over yet!

The latest zombie action happened just days ago in Florida. Early Saturday morning the Florida family was greeted by 22 year old Jeremiah Haughee absolutely stark naked on the roof of their home after first destroying their patio furniture.

Police responded to the call at 4:30 AM, upon arrival two men that live at the home were restraining the hell-raising man who was also covered in urine. The two men, father and son of the home while attempting to subdue the man, he ran into their home, urinated on the floor then his inner zombie came out, he took a bite out of  one of the man’s stomach.

The madness doesn’t stop there. It took five police officers to restrain Haughee.  The naked mad man put up quite a fight despite the fact that he was hand cuffed, fell off the roof and tasered multiple times. Haughee took another tasty bite out of an officers leg, then got a hood wrapped over his head, then his legs shackeled, then officers knocked him out with tranquilizer.

The stomach bite one of the house residents received will leave him permanently disfigured.
Somewhere along the line McGruf the crime stopping dog’s phrase “Take a Bite Out of Crime” got taken a bit too literal, and wrong.
Haughee was released later on $32,000 bail and is charged with five counts of battery…three of those against a police officer.

Seems like all zombie-like stories share these qualities:

1. Super-human like strength and endurance.
2. Nudity.
3. Flesh eating.
4. Drugs.

In this case it is yet to be released whether or not Haughee was on the popular Bath Salt drug.

In all honesty who wants to fight a naked man? Drugs are not the answer!

By: Kris Allen

WASHINGTON STATE, (NORTH PLATTE POST)- Panic ensued in the town of Edmonds when a report filed a suspicious white powder in an intersection that not only scared locals, but caused a traffic detour that lasted nearly an hour. A Snohomish County Fire District 1 spokeswoman says crows are to blame for the panic.

A hazardous materials team stepped onto the scene to investigate the white powder causing the ruckus. However a witness finally decided to tell the crews she observed a couple of crows being all bird like, dragging around a bag of flour while she was jogging.

 

Being the good citizen she is, after passing the crows she picked up the bag of flour and placed it in nearby garbage, then continued her jog.

Firefighters took an hour to clear the scene at the busy detoured intersection.

Better safe than sorry, luckily the situation was of no danger. The one who reported the powder acted right, especially with all the crazy things that happen in today’s world!