Colleen is on her way to a retirement party; or so she thinks. What she doesn’t realize is that she’s actually on her way to a wedding — her wedding. Her boyfriend Shawn spent the past year finding out what Colleen’s vision of a perfect wedding would be, and then without her knowing, planned the entire thing down to the smallest detail. He invited 200 guests and explained to them all what was going on. In the end, she said “yes” and Shawn had pulled off the most amazing wedding ever.

THIS was the JAM back in the day.. Who remember’s this song?

KATE PLUS 8 GETS CANCELLED

Kate Gosselin will soon be joining ex-husband Jon as a former reality star.

TLC has cancelled Kate Plus 8, with the final episode airing September 12th.

The show was spun off from the hit Jon & Kate Plus 8 after the couple’s marriage dissolved. TLC hopes to check in with Kate and the family from time to time with specials.

Hot dog makers Oscar Mayer and Ball Park are in federal court where a judge will determine whether either company broke false-advertising laws. Their CEO’s are a bunch of lying wieners.

Woodstock entered its second day of the three-day festival on this day back in 1969. Today, if you want to see naked people getting dirty and playing bongos, you have to hang out with Matthew McConaughey.

Dennis Rodman was inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame over the weekend and gave a very emotional and tearful speech. He cried so much that the tears rusted his dozens of face piercings.

Mike Myers is said to be making another Austin Powers movie. Producers hope to be able to lure Verne Troyer away from his very busy career as a garden gnome to reprise his role as Mini Me.

The city of Chicago is using a truck called “the pothole killer” which uses a mechanical arm to plug potholes with a new type of asphalt-patching material. It’s the same machine and substance that’s used to patch up Heidi Montag.

A Japanese company claims to have created a new machine that can convert used adult diapers into biofuel. I can’t wait to pull up to a Shell station and fill up my truck with Supreme Unleaded Depends.

Lady Gaga will be creating a Christmas window for Barney’s in New York that will be a re-imagined Santa’s workshop in the singer’s style. Expect naked elves making Meat-Dress Barbies.

The New York City area rules when it comes to a new list of top public transit cities. New York City also came out on top in the list of public transit with the most street-crazies, as well as the public transit that most smells of urine.

This is just .. well.. stupid..